[ Okay, that's not...exactly where he saw this going. He might be laughing his ass off right now. And facepalming. ]
So I take it you want me to cut you guys free then?[ He's got orc strength, he could probably do it. No way in hell is he risking using the greataxe on the webbing though, since he's still learning his way around the damn weapon. ]
An hour, huh? What's it worth to you?
[ And okay, maybe he does take some pity on the poor kid when he puts himself in his shoes and...yeah, okay he can see why Finn might want to get out of there sooner rather than later. ]
Kidding, I'm kidding. You're lucky I like you both.[ Typed with affection. ]Just point me in the right direction, I'll be your knight in shining armor.
[Thank God Finn was facing a wall, because the extremely over it look on his face may have immediately given away this secret little conversation.]
you're soooooo funny, steve! haha! wow! [He would be doing exactly the same thing if the shoe was on the other foot, but that didn't mean Finn couldn't complain about it.] just get to the elindes mountains, okay? the forest path leads right to the cave entrance. RUN FAST.
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no, not hurt. everything's cool. except also not at all. how close are you to the elindes mountains?
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But wait if you're not hurt, then what's wrong?
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i'm webbed up to gwen in a cave and she says it's gonna take an hour for us to become unstuck.
[And then, another message, shortly after.]
like, REALLY TIGHTLY webbed up.
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So I take it you want me to cut you guys free then? [ He's got orc strength, he could probably do it. No way in hell is he risking using the greataxe on the webbing though, since he's still learning his way around the damn weapon. ]
An hour, huh? What's it worth to you?
[ And okay, maybe he does take some pity on the poor kid when he puts himself in his shoes and...yeah, okay he can see why Finn might want to get out of there sooner rather than later. ]
Kidding, I'm kidding. You're lucky I like you both. [ Typed with affection. ] Just point me in the right direction, I'll be your knight in shining armor.
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you're soooooo funny, steve! haha! wow! [He would be doing exactly the same thing if the shoe was on the other foot, but that didn't mean Finn couldn't complain about it.] just get to the elindes mountains, okay? the forest path leads right to the cave entrance. RUN FAST.